renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

snatchedweaves:

room with a view

snatchedweaves:

room with a view

voldemo:

"your password is weak"

You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you

voldemo:

"your password is weak"

You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you

rainbowrowell:

prinsesangmgaweirdoatbaliw:

imsirius:

Tom Felton's gonna be on here… Would you like to do a little shoutout? We'll play it for him. [x]

i thought he was talking about Tom Riddle

HAHAHAHAAA

whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

Anonymous
dirty confession: i'm a teacher and my ex had a teacher fantasy so i'd talk math formulas before we did the do and after a while I was curious so i said the quadratic formula in public and he automatically got a boner and we broke up because i thought it was really funny and wouldn't stop doing it

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Anonymous
dirty confession: i'm a teacher and my ex had a teacher fantasy so i'd talk math formulas before we did the do and after a while I was curious so i said the quadratic formula in public and he automatically got a boner and we broke up because i thought it was really funny and wouldn't stop doing it

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

ale-stuffs:


#this makes me think of like #The Hangover or some shit #like they just wake up in a forest #We fucked up.
  #they lost clint #he’s supposed to be marrying natasha in the morning #but they fucking lost him  
#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY


#spoilers: the stripper is loki


SOMEBODY MAKE A FAN FIC. P L E A S E




artist here (x)

ale-stuffs:

#this makes me think of like #The Hangover or some shit #like they just wake up in a forest #We fucked up.

#they lost clint #he’s supposed to be marrying natasha in the morning #but they fucking lost him

#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY

#spoilers: the stripper is loki

SOMEBODY MAKE A FAN FIC. P L E A S E

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artist here (x)

Anonymous
Fuck boy huh? Lol clever carpet Carpet muncher. Kill yourself. Bitch how yo hair natural but yo sexual orientation not? Daddy issues? Were you raped or molested? Orrrrrrrrrrrrr let me guess.. the certified Mentally Retarded Answer : "I was born like this" FUCK who all supporting this bullshit blog you could NEVER be revolutionary. Them white people you "embarrassed" shouldn't feel that slighted. You an the rest of you gay hoes is the real embarrassment.

quantumaviator:

jnc-ink:

black--lamb:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IS YOU MAD???!

OR NAH?!

IS YOU MAD THOUGH!!!!??

OR NAAAAAHH??

MY NIGGGGAAAAAAA

IS YOUUUUU MAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDD???????

YOU MAAADD THOUGH!!!!! OOOOOOOOOO!!!!YOU MADDDDDD

OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE MAD YALL!!!!!!

SAKHFHASKHEWIRHEAIBFIEHFQ!!!

Perfect response

the best fucking response ive ever seen

consultinggallifreyanfallenangel:

dean-has-a-wing-kink:

“Dean?”

#destiel #this part kills me #it will always kill me #because at this point Cas is holding back the Leviathans #he knows that he won’t be okay #and what does he do? #makes a promise to Dean #but it isn’t even that #it’s his FACE #he’s looking at Dean - for what he knows is possibly the last time - and you can just see him memorizing every little feature #the freckles - his nose - the way his hand is so soft on his arm #and Cas is just #in this moment #wants Dean Winchester to be the last thing he sees before he dies #AND I CAN’T

wow fuck you

It’s okay, I didn’t need my feels anyway…

the-gingerdancer:

papayadog:

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

grawly:

i wish i started watching this show sooner

ass-full-of-cass:

hey look a giant nERD wait that’s a mirror

QS